What’s happening? The shapes! The chaos!
This post started out being about language and linguistics, or it was planning to get there at some point. I regret to inform you that this has not happened. It is now primarily concerned with me, cos everybody loves me, some of my mates, cos i have many, and music – namely Jazz.
I’m currently in housemate F’s room. Subsequent posts will invariably be transmitted from rooms that are not my own, the sub-zero temperature of my hobbit hole never my constant need for idle chatter proving habitation difficult. I was in housemate J’s room the other night and her i-tunes shuffled over to Dean Martin who, if he was to be believed, was delicately swaying as the Marimba Rhythm was playing.
Over this we decided to scat.
I’m not even sure if it was an active decision. As a relative newcomer to Jazz myself, I’m cleverly running with the assumption that most of you are familiar with the rather delightful, though initially somewhat bewildering, practice of scatting. If you have remained resolutely clear of any scat-talk, I’d recommend checking out ‘The Mighty Boosh – Electro’ for an amusing Electro Vs. Jazz scatfest. Boosh-love is recommendation bias. Let it be known now that my allegiance has long lied with electro-ponce jazz-cynic Vince Noir. Housemate J is Howard – FACT.
To do the expected formal definition, I shall sup again from the blessed fount of knowledge on the interweb, Wikipedia. We all <3 it, as Charlotte confides, in her blog over this way.
“Scat singing is a type of voice instrumental music. A scat is vocalized either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables
(e.g. “bippity-bippity-doo-wop-razzamatazz-skoobie-doobie-bee-bop-a-lula-shabazz”) as employed by jazz singers. Scat singing gives singers the ability to sing improvised melodies and rhythms, to create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using their voice.”
Scoobop, beebop! – I’d never scatted before in me life! Daunting though it was, i emitted my first ’scoobedybop badoodaa’ with an acute sense of fear mingled with glee, much in the way peanuts are mingled with butter. The final product, I’m sure you weep to hear it, was rather more disappointing than peanut butter. Housemate F currently houses her peanut butter in the fridge, none of us are quite sure why. If you have an answer to this, please comment and dispel our confusion. //ETA: The peanut butter says to refrigerate once open and consume within 3 months. I still maintain this is weird practice// My first scatting session was majorly fun, if disastrous, but don’t let that put you off! I reckon I’ll chalk it down to rookie nerves rather than any inherent fault with the Jazz practice. Frank Sinatra’s ‘Chicago’ hit the airwaves. What with stating the obvious being an incorrigible habit of mine, I promptly turned to J,
“We’re scatting to Skank Sinatra! Ohh yeaaaah.”
This was, of course, unintentional and much hilarity ensued…The joys of sibilance – and tongue twistery language blunders – had taken hold. [ And there you have the token language/linguistics reference - to be picked up in a later post folks!].
Now, I’m sure Frank Sinatra was no skank, but here’s Sammy Davis Jr. putting on the moves and showing us all how to scat like a pro… Scat Lesson [Go from 3mins20].
I’m no massive Jazz fan, ’tis futile claiming otherwise, but with talent like that you just gotta stop and go WOAH. Try a scat or two yourself, you may feel guilty but it’s oh so fun. x



Excuse me, Ms Housemate R, I demand a retraction! The label on my imported Skippy peanut butter clearly states that the jar is to be stored in the refrigerator after opening! There you go, an explanation for you.
x
Scatting is possibly the greatest thing ever invented by man. Except for plumbing. And penicillin. And those pink elephants that Dumbo sees when he accidently gets drunk. All the best things begin with ‘P’. Apart from scatting.
The loss of Scatman John for me is equal to the loss of Elvis Presley. Sure, Elvis had the hips and the quiff. But could he scat? Well, maybe. I doubt it though. Scatman John might be more cheesy Euro-pop than Jazz, but man, could the Scatman scat! He’s quite inspirational really. He had a stutter, and turned it into scatting! Powerful message for life, I say. Crippling speech impediment? Try scatting!
Then he died. Presley. Lennon. Barrett. Cobain. Just think what they all could of done if they’d lived their full lives. And none of them scatted! Imagine what Scatman John could have done!
How nice….I’m the old lanky-haired pseudo-intellectual jazz-loving nerd to your uber-cool Vince Noir! well…I suppose you’re right…Chicago, Chicago…Scoobop bop bop babadoo dadadee…
ah, then you cannot miss Ella. look for how high the moon, with Duke Ellington. I thank God for it every day. love you as much as i love scat.
xxxx ma cherie
Housemate F – blogging about your peanut butter was SO worth seeing you storm into the kitchen, with the most manic expression possible, all to prove yourself sane.
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Dave – Imagine what they all coulda done together! A massive scat party, if you will. Penicillin is, indeed, a very useful invention. The pink elepants scared me.
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Housemate J – Lanky hair you have not for it is newly beautifized. You can hardly be classified as a nerd, i’d bet my bottom dollar ur not working right now!
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Fede – Thankyou m’darling x
On scatting:
http://arts.independent.co.uk/music/features/article3050573.ece
On the Boosh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjmrTVNI4Ug
This comment has taken me three attempts to post :S
Lol, it blocked it as spam – how stupid of it. I shall go check out those links now! x